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NHL cancels first two weeks of season; here’s your stress relief.

We’re all upset that the NHL has cancelled the first two weeks of the season. It’s no shock, but it still is a tough pill to swallow. 

Here’s your stress relief, folks. Print it out, attach it to something, and have fun. Potato gun? Darts? Spitballs? Use whatever you’d like.

And yes, I know this isn’t entirely 110% on Bettman, but it’s fun and easy. Like I said on Puck Drunk Love, he’s the figurehead, and he’s got to accept some of the blame. Accept away, Gary. 

About Laura Astorian

Laura Astorian is the head editor for the SB Nation blog St. Louis Game Time and has been a Blues fan from childhood. She promises that any anti-Blackhawks bias will be left at the door. Maybe.